When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".
These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but
inebriated,
beer goggles wearing,
suburban white boy.
"Dude, even if we totally
strike out at the club, we can always roll over to the local
dive bar at 2:00 AM, and pick up some
last call pussy"