Timmy: "Oh darn guys, hide the three empty O'Doul's cans! My mom's pulling into the driveway! Quick, turn off the Skinemax!"
Johnny: "Don't worry dude, I'll run up in my whiznip and project 86 that shiznit!"
Timmy: "What does that mean? Oh shoot here she comes. My gosh!"
Mom: "Timmy! Were you drinking O'Doul's and watching bad reception
pornography?"
Timmy: "Um, uh, no...I mean, yes."
Mom: "Well then I've raised a little fucking girl. Here, take this case of Slalom Lager and this tape of "Jenna Jameson gets it
in the ass from a horse".
You fucking bitch."