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Probastinating 

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time
Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead
Probastinating by probastinator October 20, 2010

Promastinating 

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.
I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.
Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009

Progastinating 

the act of preventing your gas from passing.
"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Profaffinating 

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.
Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating
Profaffinating by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018

Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating
Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."
Protaxtinating by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Procastinating 

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever