powerfarting 

Flatulence that emerges with such a powerful velocity and ear-shattering roar that people nearby have been literally startled to death.

I had a cousin who was a powerfarting champion who once, at Thanksgiving, powerfarted at the dinner table and some folks dropped involuntarily down into the fetal position, thinking it was nuclear war!

powerfarting by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

Powerfisting 

To fist a girl's vagina or ass or a Man's ass so hard and fast that either time explodes or the universe comes apart at the seams. Enducing lulz.

Powerfisting must be used in conjuction with the "powerfist shout" in order to reach maximum power and lulz.

Wendy: Yeah, don't stop...more
Gary: How about a powerfisting?
Wendy, Yeah..do it..
Gary POOOOOOOWERFIIIIIIIIIIST!

*Universe collapses*

Powerfisting by Baron von Evil February 17, 2008

powerwaiting 

powerwaiting is the action of waiting in an excited manner, or in a rushed manner. or waiting impatiently.
mostly caused by either not giving enough fucks about something and you end up waiting it out.
mostly done by "concentrating" on the waiting which apparently, according to some, makes the "waiting faster." like if it was some fucking "wait" command of skyrim.

in other words, focusing intensely on waiting

powerwaiting, powerwait, powerwaited
"i got so excited that the new chapter of my favorite book was out, i ended up ordering same-day delivery, and powerwaited infront of my door, staring at it!"
"this office job is so fucking boring, ill just powerwait through it"

"..AAANY SECOND NOW HES GONNA SHOW UP! WONT STOP POWERWAITING, WILL NEVER STOP POWERWAITING!"

powerwaiting by ammeo July 6, 2023