porpster 

A porpster is an Annette...
Often quite annoying and tries intensely hard to avoid capture and is therefore seldom seen in the wild...
has occasionally been spotted in 18th century clothing as a disguise

"Have you seen a porpster?", 'no, no one has ever seen a porpster!'

porpster by Net Manager November 21, 2006

Propster 

The term Propster refers to the place & method of searching for property. A Propster would also refer to one who is involved in or specializes in any aspect of property from buying, selling, letting, auctioning, developing and any other form of dealing with property.

I was trying to find a home to purchase and decided to Propster it online. I needed professional advice on selling my home and decided to call a Propster in my area.

Propster by Oxfordonian March 2, 2009

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

Propster 

A person who creates their own character and style, while still maintaining the practices and looks of past and present fashionable trends. Unlike hipsters, propsters acknowledge and accept the fact that they are propsters. Also unlike hipsters, propsters are not prejudice towards people who only follow the mainstream, rather they help them realize their ignorance towards their own identity and character.

Ex. - While a hipster may refrain from listening to a certain band because of it's mainstream overpopularity, if the band has good intentions and is appealing, propsters are more than willing to support that band.

Propster by Pappo_Bear December 15, 2014

poopster 

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

poopster by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poopy poopster 

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

Poopy poopster by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005