pootinkey 

A wet fart left in one's pants.

I just left a pootinkey in my pants.

pootinkey by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008

pootinany pie 

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

pootinany pie by jimbob February 15, 2003

Pootinky

A word to express one’s disappointment in a conversation. Often utilized by prostitutes of the New York State region, “pootinky” is developing into a very popular assertion amoung the adolescents of today.

Guy: "No, bitch, I don't want you to suck my cock right now.."
Slut: "Oh pootinky.."

Pootinky by FrankieSbig June 6, 2004

pooticket 

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.

Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.

pooticket by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006

poodonkey

A fine gentleman with exceptional standards, charisma, and rugged good looks.

All of us ladies fawn for men like PooDonkey and despise Weeble Wobbles.

poodonkey by Corky March 13, 2003

Pootinki 

Noun.) A piece of poop so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit turd. Cannot exceed the size of a marble.

Verb.) To Pootinki: Taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a Human.

Example 1:

Del: Man, I thought i had to shit, but all that came out was a little Pootinki! Hope I am not getting constipated!

Pootinki by MikeyRef February 4, 2010

poodonkey

comes from the ancient saxon root, "puo dankie"

which means, to look like a big fat donkey farker, ie mother of hrimkalder from the ancient english poem, Vorsteinglaus.

that girl looks like poodonkey. her crack is very smelly

poodonkey by loraina bobbit February 14, 2005