pootatoo
pootatoo by Black Wheat January 27, 2009
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Mr. Pootato Head
A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
Mr. Pootato Head by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011
mashed pootatoes
Mashed POO-ta-TOES
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
PotatoOrgy
Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.
PotatoOrgy by Captain47 November 22, 2011
pootato
pootato by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004
pootato
when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
pootato by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011