poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

poopsterbator by The_JDH November 1, 2011

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005

poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

poopsterbating by Apolloss March 2, 2014

do you like to poopsterbate bby? 

Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

do you like to poopsterbate bby? by TheStanners April 18, 2014

poopsterbate 

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

poopsterbate by happy bun bun May 14, 2014

poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

poopsterbation by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

poopsterbate 

To simultaneously poop and masturbate.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

poopsterbate by tidge March 13, 2014