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Poonfari 

A physical journey/safari in which one seeks out potential female sexual partners. During a poonfari, the participant must wear the official poonfari uniform which consists of cargo shorts hiked up unnecessarily high with a belt tightly cinched around the waistline, a straw hat, knee-high socks, and transition lens glasses. It is also encouraged that the participant drives an electric scooter.
Alex: hey bro im horny lets go on a poonfari

Aaron: yeah man I'm totally down for a poonfari! Lemme grab my straw hat
A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.
He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.
poontard by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008
someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard
Hes a fucking poontard
Poontard by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

pooftarisation 

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay
That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.

Poontainia

Noun/ Discribes a fantastical place that men enter when the poontain is abundant or readily available.
We are heading to the party tonight and I hope it is poontainia up in there. My wife thinks her poontain is the only one in town, she best remember that poontainia is just up the road. A dad and son are setting at the beach and the son said " dad lets go get some poontain " and dad said " no let's go find poontainia "
Poontainia by Shane BiGame May 27, 2013

poontardo 

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.
That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!
poontardo by #sukit March 2, 2015