poonched 

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".

Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!

poonched by NEXTBLUEZ June 24, 2016

poonch, poonched, poonches 

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out

Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

poonch, poonched, poonches by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Pooched 

Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

Definition:

Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.

My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.

Pooched by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003

Pooched 

Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.

Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.

Pooched by CeePeeBee December 16, 2009

Pooched 

Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.

I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!

Pooched by ahirebet March 27, 2009

pooched 

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

pooched by Con August 3, 2004