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Poker's Disease

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A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.
I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.
by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009
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lawyer's poker

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Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.
We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.
by teabag March 2, 2007
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Poor Man's Poker

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It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.
1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....
by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020
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burn one's poker

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I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker
by Blake November 12, 2002
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Dad's At Poker

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key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning
Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.
by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009
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Where's my poker?

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Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
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Luigi's Picture Poker

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Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.
Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
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