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pizzamonade 

I feel like eatin’ pizza yo, n’ therez ain’t nuthin’ but I’m quite thirsty. So I’ll have a pizzamonade
pizzamonade by squala March 28, 2019

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.
pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005
Synonym for ownage. An adjective used to describe one's muscles after a hard day's work at Bally Total Fitness. This word originated in 2006 when two newbs attempting to recreate Milk and Cereal ended up showing their muscles all over youtube.
Dude! My muscles pizzown!
pizzown by urkeLodeon June 11, 2006

pizzownd 

A combination of the terms "Pizone" (as in the pizza) and "pwnd" (as in to defeat). Together they mean the same thing as "pwnd" and their combination is more of a novelty than a genuine addition to language. It tends to be colloquial.
"Dude, you just got PIZZOWND by that guy driving the Warthog!"
pizzownd by SEGA fanboy September 1, 2005

pizzajohnnyguy 

Johnny is no ordinary space kicker, infact, he has an amazing thirst for pizza! He first discovered this when he went to the Twin Towers on September 10th 2001, and he had a very good yummy Pizza Hut pizza! His best buddies are Awsome (me) Gummybees, and of course TacoAdamDude
PizzaJohnnyGuy is so awesome
pizzajohnnyguy by awsomecolin March 2, 2023

pizzowned 

New-age version of the word "pwned" which comes from the word "owned" meaning to win against someone, with ease. Now, there is "owned" with "pwned" and a bit of pizza goodness on the side. Hence, "pizzowned".
You just got pizzowned by a true hustla foo! Aiiiiiight?
pizzowned by The Pizzowner May 2, 2004