pinch and squirt 

The odd combination of taking a crap and jacking off at the same time. From the phrase 'pinching a loaf" and "squirt one off". Usually performed by someone who is fearful of being caught whacking off, or has been busted in the past. Hence killing two birds with one stone..so to speak.

In order to keep his wife in the dark about his chronic masturbation problem , Scott has taken up the pinch and squirt approach while in the bathroom.

pinch and squirt by montyl January 21, 2010

Pinch and Squint 

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

Pinch and Squint by ZHoff May 25, 2012