picless 

The state of being unable to upload a picture to a chatsite, fb or other social media due to being uglier than a hatfull of assholes, weighing more than your average dairy cow or a combo of both.

She's been picless for so long and refuses to cam or meet. you just know she must be horrendous.

picless by Frankencastle November 19, 2015

pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015

Pilessness 

A state of temporary psychological relief among math-anxious folks when they are not exposed to the sound or sight of the number π, which could inhibit or numb their interactions with others at birthday parties or public meetings.

Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.

Pilessness by Fasters November 16, 2022

pieless

without pie

our dinner was pieless.

pieless by K2L February 26, 2010

pickless 

a nickname for someone you love just as muchh as you love pickles

person 1 - i love you pickless
person 2 - i dont fucking know you hang yourself

pickless by gayshitpactis October 21, 2023