phophobia 

The fear of noodles in soup.

My roommate tends to avoid Vietnamese and ramen restaurants because of his phophobia.

phophobia by Noodle Muse October 10, 2011

phophobia 

A fear of phobias. Which, if you think about it, is really quite redundant, ironic, and stupid.

Man: I'm so afraid of becoming claustrophobic AND agoraphobic at the same time!! Actually, just the word "phobia" kinda makes me want to vomit.

Therapist: Well, it sounds like all this fear of phobias has given you one. It's called phophobia. And it makes you look redundant, ironic, and stupid.

phophobia by manifeellikeawoman July 7, 2009

Panophobia 

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008

Philophobiac

A Person Who Is Afraid To Fall In Love

I am a Philophobiac. I am afraid to fall in love.

Philophobiac by Teionna March 11, 2009

Panphobia

Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.

Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.

Panphobia by Something Badass August 6, 2015

Phobophobia 

Being afraid of being afraid.

This is something you can really get worked up with.

A: Don't scare him. He has phobophobia.
B: AAAAH! That was scary .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Phobophobia by lyomi June 13, 2012