phizard 

noun: the master of the trolls and all spells

Holy shit I never knew you were such a phizard.

phizard by Angelo "Demkovich" Koutoupis November 26, 2007

Pizard 

Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.

“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”

Pizard by NotKoliso August 28, 2019

phitard 

a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol

Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.

phitard by wazzudreams July 19, 2010

pizard 

A mythical half panda, half lizard.

Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!

pizard by Mary M. Webster April 4, 2007

Pizard 

A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.

My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.

Pizard by Chrono August 27, 2004

Philardo 

Phil’s hot rod jetski.

Yo bro. Get off the philardo.

Philardo by fucksgood22 September 6, 2020

philardo 

Phil’s hot rod jetski

Yo bro. Get off the philardo.

philardo by fucksgood22 September 6, 2020