party parents 

Parents who constantly go out drinking every other day or every weekend. Their friends most likely also party parents or partiers, gather 'round and drink until the morning hours. Party parents most likely have a well paying job, nice house, and definitely kids. Some party parents don't pay much attention to their sons and daughters because the would rather go drinking with their friends.

Kid: "Hey you wanna come over tonight?"

Kid 2: "Nah, I can't, I have to watch my little brother."

Kid: "Aren't your parents home?"

Kid 2: "No, they are out at their friends house, they are total party parents."

party parents by Junk28 August 13, 2007

Party Parents 

The people at a party who perform the tasks a parent would, but instead of young children, there are inebriated guests. eg., cleaning up puke, hydrating, arranging transportation, finding place for everyone to sleep, generally maintaining happiness/health.

"man, i was so wasted last night, i passed out on the floor and this morning i woke up in a soft bed with water and painkillers by my side, there must have been some great party parents."

Party Parents by The Boss 47 April 21, 2012

tardy tardy parent party 

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

tardy tardy parent party by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Part-Time Parent 

A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.

Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."

Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"

Part-Time Parent by prettypenny December 15, 2012