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refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager
inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.
Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make
ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.
Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “
I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you
put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”
Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s
all about the Palmia.”