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A word KillJoy stole from me, which is a synonym for "good" "cool" "bad ass" "sick" "awesome" or any other word implying something good. Derived from the word "owned". Copyright CAOGenocide 2000.
"I was having sex with your mom last night and your dad walked in, so I beat his ass and then continued screwing your mom. It was ownish"
ownish by Genocide March 24, 2003

Omnishambles 

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:
Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker
Omnishambles by arthurdent November 29, 2012
Onisha is a gorgeous girl. She is humble and has the greatest sense of humour. She brightens the room when she’s around. Her laugh will warm your heart. She is very intelligent and gets along with anyone. She is perfect. Very much slim thicc.
Wow! Her smile is perf. that’s definitely an Onisha.
Or
Dude i lost the best thing that ever happened to me. i lost Onisha
Onisha by idontbeatmymeat February 16, 2019
Own-Ism 1. A passion for owning. 2. The deliberate defeating of an opponent. 3. Owning without remorse.
The Spartan's showed pure ownism against the Persians.
Ownism by Ownism Clan™ June 29, 2008

omnishambles 

a person who is not only a shambles in one single aspect but is in fact a shambles in all aspects of life
not only is her love life a mess but she just got fired, she's an omnishambles
omnishambles by hellrocker February 25, 2012

onishalove 

I'm on that OnishaLove hype.
onishalove by AwakenedFlower December 20, 2016