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oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.
She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.
oval orifice by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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oval orifice

A US democrat president's dick (coined in Washington, 2000).
See doggy style for Republican use of the White House.
The president got his oral orifice a mouthpiece and lied about it.
oval orifice by the whorenorable me September 11, 2004

Oval Oriffice 

What Bill Clinton turned his presidential room into whenever attractive lady-interns came to visit.
Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.
Oval Oriffice by QuacksO February 19, 2023