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Novus Ordo 

Is a company of performers who put on diverse entertainment shows that may include clowns, acrobats, trained animals, trapeze acts, musicians, dancers, hoopers, tightrope walkers, jugglers, magicians, unicyclists, as well as other object manipulation and stunt-oriented artists.
Person 1: Hey, I'll see you tomorrow morning, yeah?

Person 2: Nah man, going with my family to the Novus Ordo...

Person 1: That sucks, Bro.
Novus Ordo by Matthew Lawrenson January 24, 2019
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Ordonez came from Asturias. The name means the son of Ordono (fortunate, rich, prosperous).
Ordonez has a big past
ordonez by maxican September 11, 2019

Bogus Ordo

Term describing the post-Conciliar Mass of Pope Paul VI. Used ironically by Bogus Ordo attendees and unironically by trads, the word arouses two basic responses: intense rage or bitter laughter.

Bogus Ordoism is the practice of vehemently defending the Bogus Ordo liturgy, or taking part in the culture surrounding the New Evangelization, specifically trying to make people feel good (unless they have an affinity for Traditional liturgy). Bogus Ordites believe that Abp. Lefebvre was an evil man, and the practice of Bogus Ordoism requires daily rituals including lighting candles at the home altars of Marciel Maciel, John Paul the Great, and Dorothy Day.
1: Bro I love my local Bogus Ordo parish! Haha watch me hold hands with the cohabitating couple during the Our Father to "own" the trads!

2: I would never bring my children to the Bogus Ordo. I only ever want them to attend the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass as the saints did, during the Mass of the Ages. I'm not sure why Bogus Ordites are so afraid of Latin, though!
Bogus Ordo by Sam Rocha January 13, 2021
ordol is a title given to a smart and sexy man. ordol is the type of man that will always take care of your mom in both money and pleasure . if you see an ordol, kiss him on the chick cause you dont want to miss the chance.
girl 1:omg ordol is so sexy! i want to suck his dick
girl 2:me too omg
ordol by thecoolsexyman March 21, 2021

The Dirty Ordonez 

A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.
That poor bastard Mike...he got The Dirty Ordonez this time.
The Dirty Ordonez by Nick's Fix February 15, 2008

Al-Ordon 

in english its name is Jordan, a great country located in the middle east with Israel on its west, Iraq to its east, Saudi Arabia to its east and south, and Syria on its northern border, the best country and can win any soccer competition, they speak arabic, it is the best country in the world..al ordon awalan or jordan first in arabic
That guy thinks he is from a country like Al-Ordon
Al-Ordon by Walid Al-Jierdat February 18, 2005