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on the rivet

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Extreme physical exertion to the point of almost giving up. Derived from bike racing in the olden days when bike seats had rivets, and in an effort not to get dropped one would slide forward on the saddle to exert maximum pressure on the pedals so as to hang on the the amphetamine-loaded Belgian in front of you.
Person 1: So how'd you do?
Person 2: Dude, I was on the rivet for like an hour until I finally blew.
by scottsmack October 12, 2004
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reggae on the river

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The Best damn festival in the world.. 3 days of reggae music alcohol, every drug known to man, and women walking around with their cloths off
Holy shit i couldnt see straight for the next two weeks after reggae on the river
by Sir EvvyPoo December 14, 2008
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you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed
Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.
by clyde12 January 15, 2008
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1. A 1957 war film starring Alec Guinness.

2. An almost infeasibly perilous overpass, the crossing of which unconditionally necessitates death. Under no circumstances should any person attempt to cross this bridge. Any attempt to do so ranks as outright folly of the highest order. Basically lunacy. Alternative means of transit are strenuously advised and readily available, so there is really no need to attempt to traverse by this means. You have been warned.
1. Although it is widely acknowledged that Alec Guinness actually WAS Obi-Wan Kenobi, and that there IS such a thing as The Force, there is an urban legend which claims that he was in fact a mere actor who starred in such films as The Bridge on the River Kwai. Clearly this is utter pretense and I should know, as I myself happen to be a Jedi Knight.

2. "So did you hear about Superman?"
"Yeah, idiot thought that being more or less invincible, he could cross The Bridge on the River Kwai...clearly he was mistaken. Even I could have told him that"
"I always thought it would be kryptonite that got him in the end, but there's no accounting for some people's arrogance!"
by Lukenestler November 16, 2006
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Croc on the riverbank

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This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.
Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.
by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015
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The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
by Bob The builder March 3, 2017
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Giver on the river

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When you’re fuckin giviner
“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there

“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”

“Giver on the river bud”
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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