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on the red sofa 

having a period
You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.
on the red sofa by The Font March 18, 2015

sippin on red 

I mean u just sippin on red fr
sippin on red by Drizzy Drake 445123 September 24, 2022

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

on her reds 

when a woman is on her period
shes on her res, shes pissed off
on her reds by craig March 11, 2003

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026