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noodlenose 

An term of endearment one uses when addressing one who is very comely. This word has been connected with British royalty as King Henry used it to his six wives. It is also rumored that Prince Charles has used this term to address his girlfriend. This word passed down from royalty has not yet gained popularity amongst the plebeians, but a select few scholarly people has adopted it for their own use to address their own loved ones. It is rumored that when a male address a female by "noodlenose" it has the power of undressing the female.

Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
Mer,
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin


Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.

man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.
noodlenose by Kaytozee December 30, 2008
Related Words
When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.
My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.
noodless by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

Noobieness 

What a noob does, What he/she is about, how they act.
Noobieness: When a noob on a site, game or anywhere else, comes in and "noobs up the place". Such as asking questions everyone else knows the answer too, or being a newfag and acting stupid.

noob newbie newfag
Noobieness by J.S.P. October 18, 2009

Noodlepuss 

An insult to someone who is a wimp.
Jorge was being a noodlepuss cause he wouldnt eat the worm.

noodliness 

The degree to which a person is noodly.
The lack of exercise and sunlight over the winter months has made Charlie weak and pale. Verily, his noodliness is high.
noodliness by davez0rtr0n December 2, 2010