noobcaek 

1. See newbie.
2. A person that never googles, no matter how many times you tell them to, but instead persists on spamming you senseless with questions they could easily get the answers to themselves.
3. LoneShark (<3)

I believe the word derives from the Natural Selection gaming community (try typing "fu noobcake" when skulks are eating you). It's commonly used to express frustration when dealing with someone's lack of knowledge within a certain area of expertise. Heh, that's probably the nicest way I could put "badmouthing nooblets who should be banned from using computers".

omg... STFU NOOBCAEK.

noobcaek by Tarzander July 30, 2004

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

noobcake 

The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.

im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.

noobcake by Grammar Merchant December 10, 2008

Noobcake 

Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.

Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!

Noobcake by sm00shr December 20, 2014

Noobcake 

the act of being a noob, except adding "cake" for a more humorous effect (coined by M.R.Gann)(requires you to wear a silly hat proclaiming your noobcakedness) (one step below a noobtard)

dude, you are such a noobcake.

Noobcake by SushiQueen October 30, 2007

noobcakes 

derived from the word noob

aww i pwnt j00 noobcakes!

noobcakes by marquez October 25, 2005

Noobcake 

It's the same as calling someone a noob but just adding cake on the end for no reason

Man you're such a noobcake

Noobcake by Mac a mom April 25, 2017