When everyone in class wants to die because the teacher is going on and on about things that no one cares about, a fellow finds something that the teacher is saying and uses it to go on a series of uneducational tangents until the class is over.

Example 1:

Teacher: And that is why E=MC^2...

Mullaney: If you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.

Teacher:Why, that is correct, also imagination is more important than knowledge. Actually, I love Albert Einstein, you know class...blah blah blah until the end of class.

*End of class bell* Teacher: Oh, shoot! We're out of time! It seems that I have been caught up in a Mullaney trap!

Example 2:

Student 1: Hey! What do we do in Chem today?

Student 2: I don't know, Dan caught Donndelinger in a Mullaney trap during our class.

Student 1: Fuck, now I don't know if I should do my homework during lunch or not.

Mullaney trap by Fellow appreciative student November 8, 2012

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Mullaley

When two children under the age of consent have sexual intercourse with an unconventional mule.

My children are too young to be Mullaleying!

Mullaley by ParentEducationOnKids9381 May 1, 2025

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Maggie Mulcahey

A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.

Hey did you see that Maggie Mulcahey? I heard she’s lactose intolerant but still drinks coffee!

Maggie Mulcahey by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019

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