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mouse fuck 

To screw one over or take advantage of someone in a subtle (and usually very quick) manner.
"I was changing lanes and that little punk mousefucked me (cut me off)"
mouse fuck by Arcadian August 24, 2003

Mouse Fuck 

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.
Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!
Mouse Fuck by A Lamer January 25, 2008

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Moose Fuck 

To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.
I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.
Moose Fuck by sarcasticjew March 9, 2011

logitech mouse fucked

is when a person disasembles a logitech mouse and takes the motherboard and puts it up someones ass while it cuts up the inside.
dam i got logitech mouse fucked yesterday

flying moose-fuck 

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.
I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.