mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

mother goose by Nick North January 16, 2008

Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

Mother Goose by Babsock November 2, 2019

Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.

We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.

Mother Goose by Rachel Schneider July 23, 2006

Mother Goose

A girl who is fairly loose. (loosy-goosy)

Did you have sex with her last night?" "Yea man, she was a Mother Goose

Mother Goose by warriorfan01 November 13, 2010

mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children

my mom is a mother goose

mother goose by rayxn July 19, 2021

mother goose

A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.

Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.

mother goose by Shitty McFondler May 27, 2006

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

Mother Goose by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019