mojohn

An 80's Miami term used to describe a kid (roughly age 12-14) that thinks he's more grown up than he really is. The word is a Miamized translation of Spanish word "mojon" which mean turd.

"I hate going to the mall on Saturday night, it's packed with mojohns that get in your face and talk mad shit."

"Just because Yazmani is in 7th grade, he thinks he's hard, but he's a mojohn."

"I can't believe that mojohn had the balls to mack it to my girl."

mojohn by Coño, meng! July 9, 2016

mojonopolistic 

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence

danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic

mojonopolistic by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

Mojono 

The sex slaying appeal of an individual or ones ability to be a mojono 'magnet' inwhich the biddies are practically as wet as the ocean over you. Can be seen as a type of charm.

When your on the pussy patrol and a biddie is looking you up:
"She's definitely mirin my mojono bro."
Then you bro is all like:
"Your Mojono would split her bro."

"My Mojono would make her as wet and powerful as a power hydrant"

Mojono by Hornythorny September 8, 2013

mojon 

a spanish word that means a big amount of torpedo shaped shit, it is very long and smells very bad

hey mi mojon esta duro y no quiere salirse de mi ano.

mojon by Richter808 October 29, 2006

Mojon 

A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.

Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.

Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.

Mojon by joshwua915 April 27, 2022

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando) 

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando) by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

mojoncito 

a turdlet, (small piece of shit) derived from the Spanish slang word mojon, meaning a piece of shit.

Mira, what's the matter con yuca? How you eating those raisinettes when they look like mojoncitos.

mojoncito by Leysie January 16, 2008