This is the verbal/
metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost
a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.
Used by
Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged
your wife.
Man 2: I banged
your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think
that's enough dick misering for now.