Someone who is easily blamed and is an easy target for an
escape goat. He is usually the weakest member of
the group. He tends to be loved and hated by all. Fails at playing Dota or WoW. He also has a favorite soda that he worships like no other, Dr Pepper, He is only known by
one word, Meeman. If the Meeman dies or goes MIA, a new Meeman must take his place to keep the balance of the social group intact.
Me: Meeman, did you just wake up?
Meeman: *sluggishly opens eyes half-open"
Me: It's 5pm dude, you've been sleeping for 3/4ths of the day
Meeman: *strange
grunting sounds followed by a mumbled of Dr Pepper....followed by a 3-hr shower after
getting up
Me:
Goddamit Meeman.