meth math 

When the meth-addled mind descends into delusions involving equations.

Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."

meth math by helleborine February 25, 2010

Meth math 

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.

What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.

Meth math by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007

Meth-Math 

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.

It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.

Meth-Math by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021

Meth-Math

The stupid equations that dealers come up with to justify their bullshit prices .

Meth-math is when Quarter bags are $1,200 but bags are only $2,500 = Meth math

Meth-Math by Gucciana Lagozzino April 13, 2026

Math and Meth 

One is a life ruiner and the other one is meth.

Math and Meth sound the same.

Math and Meth by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015

the difference between math and meth 

One is fun, and the other isn't. Math is not very fun...

Baby Liza Koshy: The difference between math and meth is that one is fun and the other isn't.
Liza Koshy: Yep.
Baby Liza Koshy: Math is not very fun.
Liza Koshy: Wait wut?

the difference between math and meth by DunkleSans May 18, 2018

mATHS/Meth 

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC

mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth

mATHS/Meth by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019