meatstick 

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.

Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!

meatstick by Cass April 13, 2005

meatstick 

another word used to describe the setinal beam in halo 3, it can also be a word used to describe a gun or a wang

guy: dude..... u just got shot in the face by my meatstick
other guy: ya i know *bleeding*

setinal beam gun halo wang

meatstick by silentbob6 February 16, 2010

Meatstick 

A general term for idiot.

<somebody does something stupid>
"What a meatstick."

Meatstick by Swanneh March 27, 2008

meatstick 

(vulgar slang) A male slut.

Man, youre tryin' to get some play with her while your wife's at home?!!? Dude, you're such a meatstick!

meatstick by El Kabong! September 28, 2005

meatstick 

my wang

you know....

meatstick by nhoj October 29, 2003

Meatstick 

A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.

Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."

Meatstick by Mary Mac May 3, 2007

meatstick 

Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.

Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."

Babcock: "That's what she said.."

Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."

meatstick by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008