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Folded meat 

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.
We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

Folded Meat Sandwich 

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.
I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!