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Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
Related Words
mazerd Mazed Mazer mazard maerD mazeda Mazedonien mazed out Mazeed Mazeedah

Mazer moment 

When you do a really stupid play that usually ruins the game for the entire team specially when this happens on an important match like a tournament.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.
Sweet: so this is just a free win right.
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!
Mazer moment by TotallyLegitFrog August 24, 2022

mazed out 

The feeling of over stimulation due to a variety of amazing coincidences and successful plans ending in perfect harmony.
I bought the perfect new blazer on clearance, found a hundred dollar bill in the pocket just before the cashier girl gave me her number cause she liked my smile. I later checked my voicemail to realize I got the job I applied for this morning. After I got home, I found a 12 pack of cold beer someone had left from the party last night... I'm more than good, I'm mazed out.
mazed out by Circuit Assassins September 15, 2012

Lazer Mazer 

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
Lazer Mazer by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

Mazerlean 

So mazerlean is when somone tells you somthing but it’s not amazing and it’s bit worthless it’s just alright so u say mazerlean.
I got some new shoes

Mazerlean

mazerunnersexual

Mazerunnersexual is a sexuality for people who like boys and girls from The Maze Runner
Boy:Hey,are you single?
Girl:No,I'm take by(insert characters name).
Boy:Oh,so you're mazerunnersexual?
Girl:Yes.