Characterized by old age and experience, a mandude is a man over the age of 26 who is enrolled in an undergraduateinstitution seeking a bachelors degree.
Type I Mandude- already have families, wives or a previous career. These are usually the best variety to have around.
Type II Mandude are extremelyperverted and hit on all the young girls in his class, usually distinguishable by haughtiness, bald spots, obesity, and are very vocal during class. Most type II mandudes have never felt a titty of a sober woman.
Real-man: I'm donewith that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.