man star 

A hairy or hairless male anus or asshole. The exterior part of the anus where the brown comes from.

1. I've shit so much today my man star is sore from wiping.
2. My man star is on fire from eating all those peppers.
3. Ryan didn't need a telescope to explore Chad's man star.

man star by Poltergeist004 July 5, 2010

five star man 

An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be

“I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.

five star man by Thetrashman January 19, 2021

Five star man 

A god, a golden god, has to have his tools
Owns a sweet car and is the brains and the looks. Always demonstrates his value

Hot girl 1: hey you know Gabriel?
Hot girl 2: yeah he’s a real five star man!

Five star man by Dennis reynolds77 March 19, 2021

Star Fish Man 

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.

"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."

Star Fish Man by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022

Star-Fish-Man 

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

Star-Fish-Man by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Man Starch 

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.

Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?

Man Starch by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010

Dead Man Stare 

The greatest band of all time to bless this lucky world with the music they so graciously bestow upon us.

Jeff: "What's that music you're listening to?"
Steve: "Dead Man Stare, mother fucker!"
Jeff: "They any good?"
Steve: "Is there a mustache in Mexico?"

Dead Man Stare by StickySteve69 May 29, 2018