malex 

think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.

"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.

malex by honest abe the dke pledge January 22, 2020

malex 

malex-means whappa which is an english dirivitive of ear. created in loxahatchee by taylor and alex

your malex is on fire. maning your ear is on fire.

malex by taylor and alex May 26, 2006

Malex 

The ship name for Michael Guerin and Alex Manes from the CW show Roswell: New Mexico

"Oh that malex scene was so good in last nights episode!"

Malex by thegoodplace February 6, 2019

malex 

think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.

"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.

malex by honest abe the dke pledge January 22, 2020

Malex 

The name Malex is synonymous with kindness and generosity. This person is not only caring and transparent, but also incredibly helpful and friendly. However, they are selective about who they allow into their inner circle, only letting in those who have proven themselves to be trustworthy.
But don't be fooled by their generosity and kindness, Malex is also a bit of a prankster and always up for a good laugh. They have a quick wit and a clever sense of humor, which makes them a hit at parties and social gatherings. They are also known for their impeccable dance moves and their love for a good pizza. Overall, Malex is the total package: a kind-hearted, helpful, funny friend who always knows how to have a good time.

Can't you be more like a Malex, an angel in human form? I mean come'on stop being a bitch!

Malex by TheSignificantOne January 28, 2023

Malex 

Ship of Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro, from the Magnus Chase (book) series by Rick Riordan.
Also sometimes referred to as the Ship of the Dead which is the name of the third book in the Magnus Chase book series. The book takes place in Valhalla, the afterlife of the honored dead Norse, where both the characters are dead, making the ship, therefore, the Ship of the Dead.

This ship is somewhat cannon, depending on who you ask.

This ship is sometimes called Maglex.

Fangirl/fanboy: "Oh my gosh! I just read the Magnus Chase series, and I so ship Malex!"

Malex by Our Lord Pickles May 21, 2018

malex 

a ship between meghan and alex.

omg!! malex is real and meghan agrees!

malex by malex4life May 17, 2019