mainscene 

When the music you listen to isn't mainstream, meaning played on the radio and the vh1/mtv countdowns but not scene, meaning they have a very tight fan base.

Bands like All Time Low, Cobra Starship, etc.

Hey, let's go to the atl conecert.

--Nah, that's too mainstream to me.

No, they're mainscene.

mainscene by irrevocably-roo April 18, 2009

high maintenence 

1.A female that requires more than average hair/nail/pedicuire/skin care services, the latest trends, name brand clothes/shoes and handbags, and lots of attention.

2.A female who requires her man to have an expensive car, expensive house, a good paying job, and lots of money.

1.She go to the hair salon 4 times a week.She is a high maintenence person.

2.Jasmine put James in the poor house. She is a high maintenence broad.

high maintenence by Shayquanita Brown June 27, 2006

Maintenence Superintendant 

sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.

Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation

Maintenence Superintendant by Knuds April 18, 2011

Coal Maintenence 

Coal maintenance (affectionally known as CM) is the art form of maintaining steady coal heat to a shisha.

Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.

Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.

Exquisite coal maintenence

Coal Maintenence by 6@6 July 13, 2010

mainscheme 

A misreading of "mainstream" used by Boomer comedian too-scared-to-show-his-face Gary Orsum in a video attacking the much better comedian and political commentator friendly jordies.

Orsum: why do you believe everything the main scheme media tells you?

Jordies: here's the number for the reading writing hotline, it'll help you to read your own script. Would you also like the number for alcoholics anymous or a plastic surgeon so you can show your face on camera?

Boomer: that's so mainscheme
Millenial: OK Boomer.

mainscheme by Jordiesbordies January 15, 2020

maxscene 

someone who is emo to the full.

hey look its maxscene

maxscene by Kyle879456123 November 6, 2006

mainstone 

often used instead of the word cock.

"wow ur the biggest mainstone ive ever seen!"

mainstone by tajsgu122 July 2, 2008