veiny love tree 

Err, it's a penis, obviously.

'...shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree..."

The League of Gentlemen

veiny love tree by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

Tree Love 

The act of a tree deflecting a thrown disc golf disc in a positive manner.

Damn, dude- you've been getting massive tree love this whole round!

Tree Love by Ad_Noctum December 4, 2009

Nodev Making Love to a Tree

In the life of the average Nodev he is met with a special mating event where he will find a tree, and start making sexually suggestive love gestures to it, until it will ruthlessly try to breed it to no avail. this event could be very lethal to some Nodev's as it endangers their very hope of getting loved by other inanimate beings or humans. Today, we know that for a Nodev to get a partner is a once in a lifetime event.

oh wow that's a Nodev Making Love to a Tree... that is so cool and rare. poor Nodev

Nodev Making Love to a Tree by C armel March 16, 2026

i love trees 

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)

Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.

i love trees by iAteTheNoodles June 24, 2021

I love trees 

Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..

Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1

*next day*

Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..

I love trees by Mrsfishtaco November 30, 2023