n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.

Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.

lolsanchez by penguin farmer July 18, 2013

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lolvaced

1) When a well known good player of Steam Games such as Counter-Strike Source passes off as a non-hacker to the other players, but then gets VACed proving he was a cheater all along.

broken: I own all your asses in counter-strike.

GenDeathRaiser: lolvaced

broken: i play cs daily, on fully protected servers, i didnt hack. duno how fucking retarded you people are but its funny to me. how you waste your time on lame jokes that dont work and arent original. it was my friend that got my account vaced and he bought me a new 1 so stfu

GenDeathRaiser: lolvaced

lolvaced by GenDeathRaiser September 26, 2007

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lolstache

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

lolstache by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

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Lolacablamatron

Lolacablamatron is an extreme version of the simple Lol. It is manly used by geeks who don't really laugh out loud but say ''lol'' but take it to the extreme and say Lolacablamatron

Lolacablamatron! YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB
Lolacablamatron, you fail.

Lolacablamatron by Nathan Carr June 5, 2007

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