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limpiar ti tienda 

I haven't seen my friend in a while you changed number you've been doing business with me tells me limpiar ti tienda. It may be slang.
He told me you should limpiar ti tienda. It's a bit hard for me to s speak Spanish but I understand it mostly chance it's all slang.
Valley slang word for a girl that wont give it up till marriage.
Damn, Ponce always gets those limpias. He needs to get himself a sucia.
Limpia by sucia hunter February 4, 2010

me limpia el culo con ella 

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.
Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!
A human that has a severe limp and is constantly on the lurk for a limpah(their desired mate). Some say Limparoos are inbred Kangaroos.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.
"Did you see that Limparoo back there"
"Yea lets go, quick"

(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)

"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"

"Go away you Limparoo!"
Limparoo by CFLslsc November 27, 2012

limptard 

The title given to someone when they refer to Florida instead of Brazil.
P1: “Florida.”

P2: “Brazil you Limptard.”
limptard by TheDinkmaster January 22, 2020

Limpia la casa Holiday 

Limpia la casa holiday (stands for clean the house holiday) is celebrated on 28th of December where you and your family get together to clean the whole house together and have fun. This is something you do everyday but to make it better a holiday was made to clean your house.
Hey mom! Today is Limpia la casa Holiday!! Let’s get together and clean the house.