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Lick dick 

It’s when you lick the dick as you give a blow job
I gave my dad a lick dick and he said it was the bestπŸ‘πŸ‘€

Lick dick l'amor 

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice
I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?

lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose
bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day
lick dick day by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.
Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

lick a dick

translates as 'thank you for your opinion but your input is no longer required'
1st "I reckon George Bush is a really great guy"
2nd "Go lick a dick."
lick a dick by Striker June 25, 2004

dick lick 

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.
dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick
dick lick by Kais June 28, 2004