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Check the Left 

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.
A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

single tear left cheek 

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".
That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.

Left Cheek Sneak 

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.
"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"
Left Cheek Sneak by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007

left cheek left cheek 

What cheek is your radio in? Left cheek left cheek!

The left cheek sneak 

When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas
When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted
The left cheek sneak by OkBoomer69 November 4, 2019

left cheek sneak 

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.
"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"
left cheek sneak by Elektra May 6, 2006