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Latched Up

John: Mike, you still trying to fuck Evie even though she got a boyfriend now?
Mike: Bro I don't give a shit if that hoe latched up, I'll die trying!
John: Oath!
Latched Up by The Methy Definer February 1, 2017
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latchelor 

A bachelor looking to latch onto a female to be his wife. Latchelors are often in the final stages of bachelorhood.
Bro #1: I'm gonna get my smoke. My stock is rising, and I'm over dating. I'm ready to latch onto a female.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.
latchelor by Sawsbaws July 31, 2022
An accepted term that is used to describe someone of African decent. Commonly used in the south Dublin area.
He is so tanned he is practically larchet.
Larchet by Machetee April 19, 2009
A Latcher is someone who "latches" onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you OR sucks you dry physically and emotionally. They then proceed to move on , meanwhile you're left mentally exhausted.
"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"

"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"
Latcher by SugarT August 8, 2014

song latcher 

one of those stupid people who latch on to a song you are singing/humming to yourself and sing it along with you..

i hate these people.
eilidh: 'this time baby i'll be bulleee..'
sarah: 'BUUULLEEEETPROOOOF..'
eilidh: *walks away* 'bloody SONG LATCHER!'
song latcher by 120pens August 8, 2009

Family latcher snatcher 

An in-law who has few, no or strained relationships within their own family but gives you advice and direction then builds alliances and bonds with your kin where you feel like an outsider.
My dil used her family latcher snatcher skills to alienate me from my siblings.
Family latcher snatcher by Emmiee August 31, 2023