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Kuyper College 

Used to be known as Reformed Bible College (Reformed Bridal College), because of it's strong base in Biblical knowledge and its seeming ability to get people married by the time they graduate. Now called Kuyper College in honor of the Reformed theologian Abraham Kuyper. Famous for "The Loop," which is the path around campus that couples walk. The more times you walk around the loop with someone of the opposite gender, the more likely you are to be married to them. Legend says that these bonds will never be broken. The students that attend this college go there because they want to go, not because their parents made them attend. In other words, the community is very tight. The students there are who they say they are. They are not hypocritical like the other "colleges with a Christian background" around them, they are God-fearing individuals. Parties on campus consist of things like fort building, ultimate frisbee, and root beer keggers. The student body consists of less than 500 people, so it is an incredibly small school.
"Kuyper college students have fun without drugs!"
Kuyper College by truelovewaits1 October 28, 2010
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Very strong Norwegian, Irish name. Most commonly large, strong tall blonde men that throw rocks and drink great beer and wine.
Wow, that Kuyler loves his Irish micros.

OMG, that must be the guy you were talking about, Kuyler, he is so big, tall and blonde.
Kuyler by JDevine February 7, 2010

kuiper belt 

A group of icy objects past Pluto that are too small to be planets.
there are many kuiper belt objects.
kuiper belt by David March 8, 2004
a dirty wet vagina coated in cocaine that is slowly licked off until the tongue is numb.
Guy: Lets do something kinky

Rachael: I'll make my cunt a kunper, but only if you stop shantaloping for a week.
kunper by quandope March 19, 2004
Doesn't have a definition because it's too awesome for a definition.
Hey what does Kuipers mean?
No idea, it's too cool for a definition.
Kuipers by GeneralMap November 22, 2011

Kuperman 

A Kuperman is similar to Superman. Such a hero. Anybody with this in their name is automatically cool with everybody.
Nobody should mess with a Kuperman, they can ruin your life slowly, but if you are on their good side, they will be by your side the whole time. They don't get pushed around since they always stick up for what is right.
You should find a Kuperman and keep them close forever.
They could change your life.
"Thank you for being such a Kuperman, I owe you one!"
Kuperman by Myke Hawwk September 20, 2009