krerp 

To krerp (or to be krerping) is a solo-erotic act.
The krerpee is stripped naked and covered in a lubricant - water based is best for continual use of kerping equipment. Then multiple inflatable 'bouncy balls' (typically 30cm in diameter and found in most supermarkets in the toy or kid's section) are placed in a sleeping bag. The krepee then get inside the sleeping bag with the balls, and moves in such ways that stimulate bodily functions.

"Mavis was shocked to find her husband rolling around on the floor krerping off when she got home early."

krerp by FOUNDNO October 1, 2009

Kreepy Kenny 

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.

If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.

Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

kerpuke 

When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth

*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.

kerpuke by Jeyde September 27, 2005

kreepshit 

Word used to describe the creepiest of creepers. They lurk on the dark reaches of facebook and friend people they don't know to see pictures of them.

OMG Jeff is such a kreepshit for fb friending that chick he barely knows.

kreepshit by dzdz February 7, 2009

kerpwnt 

To be owned.

j00 got uber kerpwnt!

kerpwnt by nocturnal January 23, 2003

kiosk kreeper 

the kreepy foreign dudes that work the kiosks in the malls that check your mother out when she walks by

ew mom that kiosk kreeper was totally just checking you out!

kiosk kreeper by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010

kerp 

kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.

bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game

gerald: kerp you

kerp by waffle4463 May 12, 2013