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kickstand shit 

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.
I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!
kickstand shit by ScotyD July 17, 2017

Rusty Kickstand 

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".
i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!
Rusty Kickstand by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014

kentucky kickstand 

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.
I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

Netflix Kickstand 

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.
My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.
When you're leaning so much on Purple Drank you need a kickstand. The cough syrup gets you so high that it's hard to stand up.
u need that kickstand homie?
Kickstand by TripleCupper January 13, 2011

california kickstand 

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.