kempey 

A very immature child, who does not understand anything more complex than the word "bob" and is unable to keep his mouth shut. Kempey will never change the subject without the force of 120 busses making him. Kempey also often addresses his pets as if they were his sex partners.

lol, kempey is such a tard.

shut the fuck up kempey!

kempey, go kill yourself.

kempey by Brandon Foltz August 2, 2006

Ellie Kemper 

Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.

Ellie Kemper is a great person.

Ellie Kemper by asebak February 28, 2010

Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

Kemper by BooBeau January 15, 2009

Kempelin' 

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.

"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.

Kempelin' by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010

Kempy and Tazz

something comletly different but at the same time, bloody awsome.

"OMG this is so like kempy and tazz"

"what a wierd drink, lets name it kempy and tazz"

Kempy and Tazz by lilmissme9 February 1, 2009

kempsey 

a complete shit hole town full of druggies. by the age of 16 you’re either a school dropout or preggaz, or both.

“kempsey is fucked cunt”

kempsey by dazza frasionold September 26, 2019

edmund kemper 

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.

edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him

edmund kemper by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021