kavanaugh'd 

Drinking until your so obliviated and numb, that you have no recollection of the entire day, night, and/or weekend. Getting drunk out of your f#@*ing mind!

The other night I was drinking with my brohiems and we got totally kavanaugh'd. The best time we'll never remember.

kavanaugh'd by ElDiabloBlue September 27, 2018

kavanaugh'd 

When you lose at the game of "Devil's Triangle" quarters, you are forced to drink so much you black out, then rape someone. You are awarded the highest rank in the game for life, you have been crowned "Kavanaugh'd".

Man 1: Dude, want to throw some Devil's Triangle quarters, the totally legit game everyone has heard of?
Man 2: Yes please, I want to get totally Kavanaugh'd tonight. There are some girls with low self esteem coming over.

kavanaugh'd by Pancake the Syrupinater September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh'd 

The act of lying about a man after years of silence, despite the man's own untarnished record while having a very public and distinguished profile.

Tim: Yo, did you hear what they're doing to Elon?

Eric: No, what is it this time?

Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!

Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!

Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock

Kavanaugh'd by P.noodle May 20, 2022

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.

Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by Papabear81 October 8, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

Brett Kavanaugh drunk by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

Kavanaugh drunk 

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

Kavanaugh drunk by Meatpoi October 2, 2018